More Than Jake

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some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage


and he was supposed to be the expert

(Source: lusilly2, via gummyskull)

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People don’t seem to be noticing exactly what the significance of the “Something borrowed, something new" caption is in the new Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 teaser.


Look at old Bonnie’s head. Everything inside, from the jaw up, is torn out systematically. In animatronics, most of the programming is either in the chest component, or in the head component.

Still don’t get it?

The something New? It’s the new Bonnie body.

The something Borrowed? It’s old Bonnie’s brain.

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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus:
dear mum and dad
albus severus:
i was in the library today
albus severus:
reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus:
and i would just like to say
albus severus:
are you fucking serious
albus severus:
i demand a name change immediately
albus severus:
just literally anything else please
albus severus:
fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus:
sorry for swearing i just
albus severus:
bloody hell
albus severus:
yours sincerely,
albus severus:
aragog fang potter or some shit

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Bioshock Infinite as movie► (little collaboration with bookerjustdewitt!) 

"Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt, Mr. DeWitt" were the exact words that mysterious man told me. All I had to do was going into a city named Columbia, of which I have never heard of, and find a girl called Elizabeth. He then would pay all my debts and maybe I could start my ruined life again.

But what he didn’t tell me was that I’d find hell in earth… and that this would be my last job.

(Source: biosshock, via dead-poolanon)

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Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom


And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban

‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.

Hufflepuffs are so underrated

Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.

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This scene is SO important. Maleficent is with someone she trusts, someone she considers a friend. And then the next thing she knows, she wakes up in pain, bleeding, with her wings burned off. A huge part of her has been destroyed.

Rape is so prominent in our culture that it is in a Disney movie. Maybe not explicitly, but it is very clear what this scene represents and it is so sad.

I fucking cried my eyes out during this scene

AJ even confirmed that this is what this scene was a metaphor for (x) - just because i saw someone say today that this is not what this scene is about

'We were very conscious that it was a metaphor for rape': The actress explained how the scene in which her character has her wings ripped off her body while in a drug-induced sleep had to be something 'so violent and aggressive' that it would make her 'lose all sense of her maternity, her womanhood and her softness' 

when a man violates a woman, he cuts off her wings.

This is so important.

Oh my god I haven’t even seen it and I just started tearing up.

(Source: bbuchanann, via dead-poolanon)

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Some pointless colour things that may or may not be relevant



So we all know that colours are written in the format #000000 and a while ago I saw a thing about how #246010 is this colour and this happens:



So then, because I’m investigating juxtaposition, I wondered what colour ‘246010’ is backwards, and I am so angry right now because #010642 is:


And you’ll never guess what the goddamn costume department did



That is a+ costume design and I am slightly in awe.

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